In 20-30 years, one of the hardest things our kids will have to do will be finding a screen name that hasn’t already been taken.
The Blue Whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of Sperm when Mating. Only 10% enters the female, and you always wondered why the sea tasted salty?
EEEWWWW IM GONNA HAVE BABY WHALESSS
AHAAA. OH MY GOD. Reblogging purely for the gifs.



























